Sasquatch for President 2008 – Real Change

Are you tired of empty campaign promises and false hopes? Are you tired of seeing your government trample all over your freedoms and squander the nation’s resources while you foot the bill? If you answered yes to either of these questions, then Sasquatch is the right Gigantopithecus for you.

Sasquatch will stomp out high taxes, defeat the terrorists, and give the health care system a big kick in the pants. With his outstanding environmentalist experience, Sasquatch’s first priority is to enact what he calls “Global Reforestation” (starting with Detroit). As a strict Cryptozoological Isolationist party member, Sasquatch understands the value of privacy and will fight to give you back your surrendered freedoms with his “Privacy Rights and Standards Act.”

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